Halloween is right around the corner. Here at The Advocate, we realize how busy our readers are, and with all that studying you do, we thought we’d help you out with some costume ideas. No one we know can afford to spend $100 on a costume for Halloween,
so we dug through our closets to give you some inspiration.

SOLDIER
This ensemble is perfect for the guy or gal who never joined the military. The telltale brown shirt comes complete with pit stains from laboring and the pants have more ties than you’ll know what to do with. Pair them with some combat boots for a spectacular look that is sure to keep the other creeps from attacking you.
Recommended make-up: green and brown face paint.

GOTHIC
If you never had a reason to go gothic, but always wanted to, this is the year to go crazy and give in to those dark urges. All you need is velvet and gauze to create a stunning celebration in the macrabe.
Recommended make-up: Lots of black eyeliner and mascara.

BASEBALL PLAYER
Pretend you’re really into baseball this year by wearing this uniform. The men will want to talk your ear off and the women will be cooing at how good you look in uniform. Don’t forget to spit.
Recommended accessory: cleats because they double as a weapon.

TODDLER
Children are irresistible, and so will you be when you wear this cute pajama with feet. Carry a stuffed animal for a truly kid-like effect. Pair with a binkie for extra allure.
Recommended hair: pigtails, what else?

HIPPIE
Tie-dye may have been out of fashion for a decade, but it’s still around. Dress as your favorite Portland hippie or dead head, and you’ll have friends before you even get to the party. Pair with ripped jeans for an added effect.
Recommended scent: Patchouli.

ESKIMO
Everyone loves an Eskimo, and all you really need is a good, warm jacket and a pair of fuzzy boots. Snuggle up with your favorite ghoul and stay warm!
Recommended head wear: Fur covered hood.

MARILYN MONROE
Marilyn Monroe always had it going on, and so will you in a white halter, no blower necessary. Wow everyone with sweet and sexy!
Recommended make-up: the brightest red lipstick you can find.

STREAKER
We call this one the streaker. Don’t wear anything underneath and you will be the talk of the party. When the evening starts to get lame, take it off and run down the street, things are bound to pick up after that.
Recommended footwear: tennis shoes for a fast get away.